Short(er) Post

Rather than doing my normal rant or whatever, today I have decided is Punday. Heh.
As follows are some of my favorite puns ever:

~ There's a new shovel on the market: everyone says it's groundbreaking.
~ What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
~ This girl claimed she had seen me at the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
~ Trench warfare should always be a last-ditch effort.
~ I don't like spoons, they're pointless.
~ I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
~ The hipster burned his mouth on the pizza because he tried to eat it before it was cool.
~ I wondered why that frisbee was getting closer, then it hit me.
~ All dubstep artists used to be in orchestra, but they were kicked out because they kept dropping da bass.
~ I got an A+ in woodshop. NAILED IT!
~ Met a girl at an internet cafe, but we just didn't click.
~ How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
~ Domestic violence jokes hit too close to home.
~ I have a question I mustache you, but I'll shave it for later.

Hope y'all enjoyed this little break from my normal rants. Be back soon!